I had a really odd dream this morning, what I remember is discovering my office type desk chair rolled very easily on the street in NYC and at first I was with someone else messing around with rolling on our chairs at night, but I soon found a steep street and went down the hill by myself and it was getting very steep and I was picking up speed fast on the chair. Soon I was coasting down at a steady spead about 30 mph and the downward incline continued for miles, I just laid back in the chair, took my shoes off and was enjoying the crusing but quickly remembered I would need to use my feet as brakes to stop so I put my shoes back on.<\/p>\n
After a while the bottom of the incline came and the chair coasted to a stop, so I rolled it along while sitting on it still to a restaurant nearby to find out where the nearest subway was to get home because now I was many miles from home. I went in and I had my arms full of packages and things and as I made my way in the stuff in my arms brushed three new belts off the coatrack and I had carefully put them back up while hoping their owners didn’t notice I dropped them. Someone pointed to the subway and gave confusing\u00a0 directions I didn’t “get.”<\/p>\n
I went back outside and my chair was missing and I couldn’t find it after looking all over, sad about the loss of the chair I walked down the street to where I thought the subway was but didn’t see it, so I went to\u00a0 another place nearby\u00a0 and asked where the subway was and a woman pointed to the corner, but I only saw stairs going down no signs.<\/p>\n
I went down the very narrow stairs that had an arched ceiling and a lot of others going down the stairs, about half way down I struggled with my armload of stuff to get my wallet out and there a $5 bill and two $1 bills, I didn’t know what the fare was but I got the two $1 bills out and thought about putting my wallet in my sock in case of being mugged on the subway, but didn’t.<\/p>\n
A heavy set woman I thought was a subway employee was trying to make her way back up the stairs but me and my armload of packages was a bottleneck she couldn’t get past, I thought she was going to go up to lock the entrance door to close for the night and how lucky it was I arrived to get in when I did.<\/p>\n
I didn’t get to take the ride because that was when I woke up.<\/p>\n
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I had a really odd dream this morning, what I remember is discovering my office type desk chair rolled very easily on the street in NYC and at first I was with someone else messing around with rolling on our chairs at night, but I soon found a steep street and went down the hill by myself and it was getting very steep and I was picking up speed fast on the chair. Soon I was coasting down at a steady spead about 30 mph and the downward incline continued for miles, I just laid back in the chair, took my shoes off and was enjoying the crusing but quickly remembered I would need to use my feet as brakes to stop so I put my shoes back on. After a while the bottom of the incline came and the chair coasted to a stop, so I rolled it along while sitting on it still to a restaurant nearby to find out where the nearest subway was to get home because now I was many miles from home. I went in and I had my arms full of packages and things and as I made my way in the stuff in my arms brushed three new belts off the coatrack and I had carefully put them back up while hoping their owners didn’t notice I dropped them. Someone pointed to the subway and gave confusing\u00a0 directions I didn’t “get.” I went back outside and my chair was missing and I couldn’t find it after looking all over, sad about the loss of the chair I walked down the street to where I thought the subway was but didn’t see it, so I went to\u00a0 another place nearby\u00a0 and asked where the subway was and a woman pointed to the corner, but I only saw stairs going down no signs. I went down the very narrow stairs that had an arched ceiling and a lot of others going down the stairs, about half way down I struggled with my armload of stuff to get my wallet out and there a $5 bill and two $1 bills, I didn’t know what the fare was but I got the two $1 bills out and thought about putting my wallet in my sock in case of being mugged on the subway, but didn’t. A heavy set woman I thought was a subway employee was trying to make her way back up the stairs but me and my armload of packages was a bottleneck she couldn’t get past, I thought she was going to go up to lock the entrance door to close for the night and how lucky it was I arrived to get in when I did. I didn’t get to take the ride because that was when I woke up. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sculptures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.randallwolff.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.randallwolff.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.randallwolff.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.randallwolff.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.randallwolff.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.randallwolff.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.randallwolff.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.randallwolff.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.randallwolff.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}